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The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”
“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”
Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
Consisting of Middlesex, Mercer, and Monmouth counties, if your on the Turnpike, exits 7A-11:
A place that associates with New York over Philly. It’s a hoagie not a sub, and a place where Wawa is the superior convenience store. Finally, we know it’s called Pork Roll and what the hell are Jimmies?
As proclaimed by the Chief Justice of the State of New Jersey, Jon Stewart, Central Jersey does exist (See Colbert’s segment on Central Jersey).
When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.
Often seen on South Jersey roads.
I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.
School located in Jersey Village, Texas
It's okay but theres a lot of fighting
Matthew: I'm going to a WWE game tonight
Emma: Why? We go to Jersey Village High School
When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome
Have you seen the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Yeah bro, they're spastics
And Goofy Ah too!