This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks
'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."
A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
Anything you can walk away from
I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.
The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)
Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.
This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party
Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys
Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine
Girl1 walks away
Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land
Girl2- that’s correct
The North of England is The Wonder Land. Named this due to being better than the more southern regions of England, specifically the South East which is particularly rife with dictators and generally unfriendly people.
So, you're moving up to The Wonder Land?