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When a girl gives two handjobs at once, while bending over, so it looks like her arms are flapping wings, while another guy pounds her from behind, making her squawk like a bird.
Dude, we should totally get that girl to dirty bird us.
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parents that, knowing that you can to do better at school, refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic simply because your report card can be described as ça laisse à désirer and you don't give a rat's ass
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
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someone who has a striking resemblance to charlie from always sunny. people with this name are known to be alcoholics and usually break a lot of shit while drunk. he may be gay?? he is also a chain smoking varsity athlete with stockholm syndrome and what is refered to as a "bird point".
oh no connor bird is drunk again, hide your children
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When one gangster shoots the middle finger off of another gangster. WTF!
gangsta #1: Yeah, fuck you nigger!
gangsta #2: BANG BANG BANG BANG click click................
gangsta #1: WTF!!!!...... you shot off my finger
gangsta #3: DAMN!!! I didn't know that you could shoot the bird.
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When as a medical student on surgery rotation, you are sent by your resident to watch their patient in pre-OP until they are taken back to the OR, upon which you page the resident.
"Jerry, why don't you go on down to pre-OP and do some bird dogging on Ms. Smith and let me know when she gets taken in for her hysterectomy
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Birdwatching, or birding, is a form of wildlife observation in which the observation of birds is a recreational activity or citizen science. It can be done with the naked eye, through a visual enhancement device like binoculars and telescopes, by listening for bird sounds,12 or by watching public webcams.
I want to go to the British lake for bird watching.
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The bump that you see on good looking girls that wear leggings or yoga pants. The bump above the vagina on the center pelvic region.
This is something you find on fit/thin/skinny girls.
If a girl is lying flat on her back the area kind of looks like an island for a stork/seagull to land on. Hence the name Bird Bump!
girlsinyogapants(dot)com/2011/bird-bump/
Check out the bird bump on that chick in yoga pants!
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