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Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.

I think I have heart disease.

by ImNotA_Tree December 21, 2022


Be still my heart

An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.

Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!

John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!

by TheGayAccount November 17, 2022

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hearts decay

a badass screamo/punk band

"dude who is this?
Hearts Decay
this shit is rad son"

by penismasta April 1, 2007


Mannadium Prime-heart

Mannadium Prime-Heart is synchro monster that has a special defensive ability that stops your opponent from targeting it with card effects. No monsters facing Mannadium Prime-Heart will be safe due to its multiple energy blades! You can find this powerful guy on Cyberstorm Access, released on 5/5/2023(maybe still here today).

card text:
requirement: 1+ Tuners + 1 LIGHT monster
effect: This card can attack a number of times each Battle Phase, up to the number of Tuners used for its Synchro Summon. If this card was Synchro Summoned using a "Mannadium" Tuner as material, your opponent cannot target it with card effects. If this face-up Synchro Summoned card in its owner's control leaves the field because of an opponent's card: You can Special Summon 1 of your monsters with 1500 ATK/2100 DEF, or your "Visas Starfrost", that is banished or in your GY.

person 1: "I have this powerful synchro monster called mannadium prime-heart that has special defensive effect that stops your opponent from targeting it, also no one can face mannadium prime-heart with his multiple blades."
person 2: "Wow, where did you get him?"
person 1: "on cyberstrom access pack released on may 5th 2023."

by LYNXYTHENERD January 28, 2024


heart attack

A heart attack, also known as a myocardial infarction (MI), is a serious and deadly problem of the heart. It occurs when a clot of blood or plaque builds in the arteries or veins of the heart, decreasing or stopping blood flow to a part of the heart muscle. The heart will fail to beat sufficiently due to less workpower and more stress, and may then degrade into an abnormal heart rhythm or cardiac arrest, the latter of which having only an eight to ten percent survival rate.(1)

They may occur as a result of disease or with no apparent cause.

Chewed aspirin is used in the immediate treatment of heart attacks for better outcomes. Later, heparin (blood thinner) may be given, with nitroglycerin (blood vessel widener) or an opioid ("pain killer"). Long-term measures, such as blood thinners, stents, beta blockers, statins, nitroglycerin, and angiotensin II receptor blockers as well as angiotensin-converting-enzyme inhibitors (both of these widen blood vessels and decrease blood pressure), and aspirin regimens can be used and prescribed for comfort and preventative means.

Noticeable symptoms for men often include severe pain in the chest, arms, and neck, shortness of breath, lightheadedness, dizziness, feelings of impending doom, and fainting. For women, they more often include nausea, indigestion, and clamminess, but may also include the other symptoms.

Source 1 (include periods): cpr heart org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/AboutCPRFirstAid/CPRFactsAndStats/UCM_475748_CPR-Facts-and-Stats.jsp

Heart attacks are a growing problem that we can help treat. Eat less salt, get some more exercise, even for just a brisk walk a day, drink and smoke less, and we'll finish heart attacks in no time.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 17, 2018


Heart attack

A thing that happends to you if you eat alot of sugar i think and when you get scared and when you have a Heart attack you mostly die i guess, By the way Kira Yoshikage calls his stand (Named Sheer Heart Attack) Heart attack.

I got a heart attack bc my mother entered to my room

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 3, 2021


Heart Attack

A moment when a victim's heart starts beating instantly and the heart's muscle tissue rips apart.

"Hes having a heart attack!"

by SCP Foundation December 27, 2016