Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.
Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.
Bloodstains on the cheeks and chin, caused by performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.
I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.
When you have a hairy dick and have to pee
“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”
Getting cum in the pubic hair.
"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?