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When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.
“This Cali weather is so shaka brah”
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”
When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.
Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!
Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.
Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!
Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
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A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.
The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .
Rain in Southern Oregon
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It was California mist, it missed California and hit Oregon
When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!