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Brad was too slow the day of the company picnic: Double-Bean!
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A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:
A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.
B) The tissue is clean when you wipe
Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.
Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?
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two man like bitches riding double on one motorcycle.
hey look at those two lesbos double dyking on that bike!
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When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.
I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?
Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.
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A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.
Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.
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Double Dutch is a jump rope game where 2 long jump ropes turning in opposite directions are jumped by one or more players that kids in Black neighborhoods played. Don't know if white kids played this game. I don't know where y'all got your definition of "Double Dutch" from as it sounds truly stupid, but whatever!! There is a song called "Double Dutch Bus" that was a jam back in the day. Again, maybe y'all don't know about this!! go to YouTube where you can see the game being played and trust no condoms in the game!!!
We will be playing in the Double Dutch championship this year.
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During a threesome, when the 2 males ejaculate inside the female at the same time, one in her ass and one in her vagina, she then farts and makes 2 bubbles simultaneously
Wow, had a threesome last night and when both lads came, the girl ended up doing a double bubble
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