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When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
To run like Britney Spears (presumably when she was attractive) while being Neil Peart.
“Oh my god! He runs faster than Britney Spears! And she was running full-out!” - Originally uttered by an anonymous elderly female security worker for a Rush concert. This version of the quote is the one told by Mr. Neil Peart during an interview after some show, or something.
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When your front bush grows thick and true, all the way through the gouche and wraps around into your ass bush, thus completing the full wrap around.
I took her home from the bar and things were going well, until she suddenly and inexplicably felt sick moments after seeing my full wrap around.
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Q: Don't you find that bike seat too hard?
A: Not a problem, I'm rocking a full wrap around
A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.
Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson
Giving a Wet-Willy to your partner then retrieving the finger before it gets too deep and is lost, drenching the finger in piss, coke, or whatever else you please, then maneuvering it about the anus, being careful to not be sucked in by it, and finally, making them get a full whiff of its scent, by placing your finger on the inside of their nostril, and there you have it, all of the exercise you'll ever need. Amen!
Hey Lard!
Oh, hey Fag, got some puss last night.
Bet you didn't.
Yea dude, I have her a Full Cavity Workout!
Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.
"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."
When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.
That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.
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