status block

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

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Bae Blocked

The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.

Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."

John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."

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Clock Block

A subcategory of cock block. Things are about to get spicy, but then there isn't substantial time to get it in.

Also sometimes used to refer to not being able to see a clock. However, this is not the appropriate usage of the word, and should be discouraged.

Jim- "Stacey and I were about to go all the way, but then I realized I had practice in ten minutes."
Henry- "Man, you got clock blocked."

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toilet block

when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs

1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)

2. the toilet is FUBAR

3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china

Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!

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Boomer block

When social media blocks or partially blocks your post due to misinformation

Person 1: *sees Facebook post was blocked by social media*

Person 2: damn! You got Boomer blocked!

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Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.

"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."

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The Cock Block

An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.

"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."

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