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The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.
*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.
Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.
me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!
A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
daddy john is always good on twitter search bbc on the internet
bacon is good on Wednesdays
Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)
Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!