Tell me...

Bored response to current phrase-viruses :
'Know what..?' and 'How --- is that...?

A : 'Know what ? Four chix gave me their cellphone numbers at the club last night... How cool is that ?...'

B : 'Tell me...'(yawns)

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Get me

Well its like this... asking a favour
or...
In other words "do u understand??"

can you "get me" a packet of home fried chips with my favourite curry sauce?

OR for all those GANGSTARS>>>>>>>
I saw dis hot skoda on the road for £99, it was blinging " you GET ME"

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tag me

Being tagged on Facebook in a picture. If tagged, you will appear in a picture from someone elses album.

When I was talking to my friend Malcolm, I asked him to tag me on facebook when he got the chance. The next day, I had more photos.

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spot me

To give a person money when they are in need it is usually only a few dollars and does not need paying back.

Person A: yo im hungry spot me a few dollars.

Person B: not again your runnin me dry

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splash me

A way of asking to be served a drink.

A: "Want a drink?"
B: "Yeah, splash me!"

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look at me!

Phrase not spoken, but played out in actions (i.e stripping) by attention-whores and fucktards.

The attention-whore went into a bar and stripped down into nothing but her underpants. Her actions totally screamed "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

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trust me

They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??

Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..

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