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When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish
Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?
When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob
Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.
when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack
hey man wanna shuttle jerk man?, you can invite you friends
Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.
Guy1: How come brandon wont answer my message?
Guy2: Bro, he is probably botting and jerking.
Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.
So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.
An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.
Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile