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A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
To be a lazy bastard like danny and "Sit Dan all day and do no work"
Hey youve done no work go sit dan for abit you might aswell
Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝
Kim Dan is the main character of a Yoai written and illustrated by Mingwa. Kim Dan is kinned a lot. He is kind, pure, gorgeous, etc.. Kim Dan is broke and works 24/7 to pay for his grandma's medical bills because she is in the hospital and she has cancer. He lives in Korea and he is Korean. He works as a private physical therapist for a professional boxer named Jaekyung Joo.
Person 1: I FEEL SO BAD FOR KIM DAN OMGG
Person 2: His grandma should die hehe
Person 3: BUTT Jaekyung is SOOO HOT red is the new green.
Person 4: Red flag? More like black flag after chapter 45. ISTGGG I HATE HIMM
Person 5: *draws/imagines Jaekyung if he was drunk 24/7* I'm OBSESSED. I love this man. Period
Someone you loves chodes so much but can’t tell his girlfriend so instead brings her to a restaurant called chodies
Your being a real dan Lang right now