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A BBQ that only consists of hot dogs and hamburgers
-Hey you going to David's BBQ?
-Are there gonna be oysters there?
-No
-Steak?
-No
-Tri-tip?
-No, its a white person bbq
-Oh
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his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
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when a person wants to shrink their personal network; network of friends, acquaintances, collegues; ridding themselves of un-needed/un-wanted people.
I have way too many people in my life; need to do some personal house cleaning, so I can focus more on the people who mean more to me.
When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
unwantedun-neededpersonalnetworkfriends
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To surpass your last binge drinking experience by a long shot, to get drunker than you have ever thought possible.
Dude I straight PR'd the shit out of last night and pissed my pants.
Man, after work I am definitely going to set a new P.R. (Personal Record) at the Buckhorn.
Did you see Spencer P.R. it last night? He didn't know whether he was on foot or horseback and had a scab on his lip that looked like a Hitler stash
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The person who hangs out with you that you talk trash about behind their back. When they come over, the person with whom you talk trash with will laugh and say, "unaware person is unaware."
inb4thispostmakespeopleinsecure
Douchebag: Hey guys wassup!
Brian: Hey!
Geoffrey: Unaware person is unaware <awesome face>
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When someone is kinda ugly but has a really hot personality
Fran: “Ugh he’s not that cute but I love his personality”
Mia: “So he’s personality hot?”
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A person, usually of Spanish heritage that has an affinity (almost a desire) to stick his/her penis into the tailpipe of trucks that have stacks, lift kits, and ridiculous amounts of horrible-colored paint. Also, loves to partake in dry-humping instead of actual sexual intercourse. Hates selfless, godless people of intellectual prowress.
We all know this type of Person, A Gallegos-Person.
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