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Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

by Mister Campoloz July 4, 2011

69πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


riding the other bus

Homosexual.

Usage citation: Dr Who, S04E07 The Unicorn and the Wasp: Donna Noble says:

Typical, all the decent men are on the other bus.

i.e. All the decent men are riding the other bus.

by Llama2 September 29, 2015


dutch ghost ride

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.

Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.

by robkapfer2 May 22, 2011

70πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Horse riding

horse riding is an activity NOT a sport. If you find any other information it is FAKE NEWS

person 1: oh horse riding is not a sport

person 2: yeh it’s activity

by void gender April 23, 2020

5πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


I ride for you

To have a friends back. To be there for them no matter what.

"Hey I'm in Camden, New Jersey. You'll come find me if I don't come back. Right?"
Friend "ya dude, because I ride for you."

by Ashlycollio July 12, 2013

98πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Wanna Ride Bikes

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?

by fish27 August 11, 2006

627πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


riding the sheep

mensturation, a woman's period, most specifically small African girls with no other means of sanitary pads.

(There's a commercial, about poor African girls who can't go to school because they have their period.)

Me: Can't they just, I don't know....grab some wool or grass or something and shove it in there? I mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?

Boyfriend: Better yet...she could just ride a sheep for a few days.

Me: That's fantastic. Riding the sheep!!

by Kim H December 21, 2007

4πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž