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usually used as a question, an inversion of "May I have some?"
Stew: I just got some peanuts....
Quintavius: I can get some?
Stew: yes
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I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I'd like to bagless can fuck her.
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Underground American Animated sitcom, that first came to prominence on Amazon. Renowned for its dark scenes, and surrealist animation style. Created by animator Preston Hazard.
Did you watch the new episode of the Garbage Can Man Show yet?
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term used around Ireland for the process of buying four or more cans with some friends and drinking them in a public area (such as Galway's Spanish Arch). The bag in question must be a cheap plastic bag that stretches with the weight of the lovely cans. The cans can be anything other than orchard thieves or outcider
It's big bag of cans with the lads weather today who's up for walking to gala with me?
Lad 1: "Ah sham I'm dying after last night"
Lad 2: "Nothing a big fucking bag a cans with the lads won't fix"
Lad 1: "Dead right suiblic , send out a snap there to the boys"
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Another word for "All You Can Eat"; used to describe the tendency of some people to take things out of All You Can Eat buffets (such as condiment packages, food, etc.) in order to use them later. Since you are usually not allowed to take food out of such buffets, this is usually considered stealing.
After leaving the All You Can Steal Buffet: Bob, Ed, and Jim compared their spoils...
Ed: Heh, what did you guys get?
Bob: I got four sausages and a napkin!
Ed: Ha! I got SEVEN sausages and TWO napkins!
Jim: AMATEURS! I got TWENTY sausages, THREE napkins, and TWO sets of silverware!
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A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^
"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"
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Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.
Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
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