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Underground American Animated sitcom, that first came to prominence on Amazon. Renowned for its dark scenes, and surrealist animation style. Created by animator Preston Hazard.
Did you watch the new episode of the Garbage Can Man Show yet?
I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I'd like to bagless can fuck her.
A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^
"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"
Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.
Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
I can understand what are you feeling.
when someone is sad, just say "i can feel you", it means you know that person is sad and you can feel it.
"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
a women must jack the male off so he can jizz into the can. Next you will have to cut the can in half and then insert it into the males ass, Finally the women must grab it out with her mouth and consume all of the soda.
That mother fucka zech totally tried the arabian soda can with his mom last night before they ate dinner.