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Yo we need to find a bathroom! I'm baking pocket cookies
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A phrase used by a certain individual from Lincoln, MA
YOU BROKE MY COOKIE TRAIL!
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Slang for masterbation
Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies
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(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.
He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.
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When a group of guys masterbate together and ejaculate on a cookie, the last guy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
Dan lost to cookie nukie last night and ate that nasty cookie with a smile.
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The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.
Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!
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An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.
That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"
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