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When two or more girls get into a fight, hopefully involving hair-pulling, name calling, and nipple slipping.
"Dude, you missed the best tit fit ever! Jenna and Ashley had a tit fit and Jenna's boob popped out!"
When a girl has a large and obviously fake chest. In most cases a poor boob job.
a girl walks by with tits up to her chin.....
Check out that girls clown tits
Any act of lathering soap and applying them to the female breast, in or out of the shower, as long as they are bare breasts. Also, there is no credit if there are man boobs.
Young Man, "Excuse me, but would you like me to soap your tits?"
'or'
"Damn I'd love to soap those tits!"
'or'
"Last night, when I was soaping tits..."
Boobies that are so large they droop in the bra and make men stare until their brains explode. The kind of boobies that have many veins and large nipples. The best kind.
Guy1: Wow look at that girls tits.
Guy2: Ya man those are Goose Tits, I can tell they have some big ole nipples.
Guy1: And veins.
What you like about a girl you're seriously interested in.
Before she can be shocked by your mentioning her tits, she is relieved to hear you talking about her personality.
Thus she can convince herself that she must have heard you wrong.
"I really like your tits personality."
"What?"
"I just said you have a great personality, that's all."
A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.
A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.
A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.