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The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.
Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.
Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.
Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.
a genre on pornhub.com with amfrized(a small asian dude), jodie(amfrizeds crush) and ninja costumes.
i loved that amfrized porn!
The hour when your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is watching porn. Typically around midnight but varies by location.
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour, bro"
When people do sexual acts on musical equipment especially amps . The amp is often used to excell tge moans of the orgas
Dude I had sex with this chic on an amp yesterday. Hardcore ampty porn
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Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy
Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN