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Turd Slide

An alternate name for a sewer.

After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.

by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018


Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022


Turd Black

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

by blackshitz October 4, 2012


Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017


rat turd

rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom

Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?

by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022


Refried Turd

After removing the RPC from the turd, one would refry ones turd and serve it on a plate for dinner.

That refried turd was absolutely delicious!!!

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023


cherry turd

a bloddy piece of shit

woah dude i just dumped that cherry turd

by chanman1223 July 5, 2015