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An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.
Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!
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The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
when a banana throws a banana out of the window during ww1 in the North of Europe And Asia As known as Russia and Russia is a country known for causing WW3 between Ukraine And Russia and the government of Russia Is Vladimir Putin who is 69 years old and the government of Ukraine is Zelensky A country bordering Ukraine is Poland and Poland is a country As well as Australia and Germany
The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough
Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead
Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.
Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
A short story written by Andrew Carpentier
Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!