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An Indie rock band with such hits as: Feel it still, Purple yellow red and blue, and What me worry. they are called Portugal the man so people do not confuse them with Portugal the country.
Guy 1: damn this is good who is this?
Guy 2: Portugal
Guy1: bro your listening to a country wtf
Guy2: no its a man, Portugal. the man maybe if you were fucking smart you would know this. go die in a hole.
The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.
Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me
When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
You can no longer perform everyday tasks, such as washing dishes or mowing the lawn because you have been doing a job you dislike.
After driving a taxi for years I can no longer collect stamps, its like I have been Blue Man grouped!
the clout man. also know as the clout needer. he pretty much needs clout to survive.
“dude do you know that kid nick panetta”
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
“oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
“i mean like what a freak”
“i know right”
When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.
I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.