you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin

Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

let me copy that for you

AKA: LMCTFY
This term is used to identify a dumb-sh** move when making changes to a computer or computing system - basiclay saying "you dumb-sh**". Basically doing something that will clearly not work, such as copying a Windows Computers OS drive to a different computers OS drive by drag and dropping everything, including all system directories, oh, and dont forget checking the "Overwrite" box.
Think ID10T Error

To the person doing the dumb-sh** move: "How about you let me copy that for you"

They Clowned You

They got over on you.

Trace and Jett stole your design ideas. Dude, they Clowned you.

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

You are Breaking My balls

Most used by Eric Cartman from South Park .
It means , ' tough spot / decision to be made '

You can either pick the movie or the food place ?
man , you are breaking my balls , here .