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A blumpkin involving two men, where the person defecating (shitting) is also the one fellatiating (giving a blowjob)
John: Nice bathroom, isn't it?
Mark: Wanna Reverse Brother Blumpkin?
John: Reverse what?
Mark: You need to go on Urbandictionary.com, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
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A half sibling via your father
ie from his 'spunk donation'
usually applying to promiscuous men with more than one family.
I didn't know you had a brother/sister - Oh he's my "Spunk Brother / Sister"
Underlining the fact that the relationship is not a close one.
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Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and even ur granny tranny.
Everytime this is said, our solar system moves closer to the black hole in the middle if the milky way galaxy.
Jon: ur mom got the big gay
Johnny: Oh YEAH?
Jon: SAY IT
Johnny: ur brother bi
(The solar system is engulfed by the huge black hole)
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A band of three brothers that love what they do.
Sure, they could be a lot better- but they aren't half as bad as all of the fake rappers out these days...Not all teen girls have to obsess over them.
Justin Bieber attracts people because of his looks, his voice is autotuned, and hes only popular because people want to rape his soul, but the Jonas Brothers- well...Nick Jonas is very talented, his brothers are hardly talented but Nick has enough to go around. Their songs talk about diferent things...not just girls and not SEX like most rappers and "rockstars" So enough bashing them, and if you hate them so much why do you listen to them? Or bash them on sites like these?
Girl: *listening to A Little Bit Longer by the Jonas Brothers* So what do you think?
Boy: He screeches a lot...but the song is good.
Girl: See you're a true man. Thanks for respecting my music <3
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People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
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The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.
So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"
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A pop band consisting of 3 brothers with the last name Jonas. Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas. They have a fan base from the ages ranging between 5-20 (about) and their music may not fit everyone's taste but personally I love their music, and they are all very talented.
Q: What are you doing tonight?
A: Going to a Jonas Brothers concert! I love their upbeat poppy sound!
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