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Fortune Cookie

An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.

That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"

by Floundertrap May 9, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie nukie

When a group of guys masterbate together and ejaculate on a cookie, the last guy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

Dan lost to cookie nukie last night and ate that nasty cookie with a smile.

by redman420 August 8, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie dough

Adjective for when something is extremely cool or tight.

Damn dude that was crunk as cookie dough!

by Kevin Dascall October 26, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Cookie Cutter

When anal sex is occurring and the party on the receiving end poops without the removal of the penis.

"I heard Tom gave her the cookie cutter last night!"

by t0mb0mb April 1, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet cookie

when a group of you males, obiosly hetro, place a cookie in the center of a round table. Then they all proceed to gather around the table and jerk off onto the cookie. It may sound like fun to you rebel young americans out there, but the kicker is, the last person to get off has to eat the cookie. Delicous!

Eat up faggots.

by supersportsteve1 January 9, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookie Monster

A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.

Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?

by dat otha wite guy July 20, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


fortune cookie

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

by Gee Dee Bee January 7, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž