Rural Dictionary

Intellectual Dark Web

1. Cult of chronically conservative cyber cavemen croaking at the void, interminably.

2. Achingly boring pop cryptofascism for the anti-intellectual age.

3. The Bible Belt 4.0.

4. Judeo-Christian conservatism repackaged for braindead Boy Scouts.

The hilariously self-styled Intellectual Dark Web have a fan base of mouth-breathing trogs with an average IQ of about 70, almost all of whom reside in some form of fetid hole once recognisable as their parents' basement.

by TwoBitVigilante November 24, 2018

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Thai Dark Lair

Cold heart, evil, not clean, thieve and untruthful.

When Lao people insulting Thailand people, we called "(Buk thai Dark Lair)".

by SONNY VAN March 24, 2010

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When Darkness Falls

When darkness falls
Foggy night
The heathen's valley
The forest is filled with hate

Souls of the dead
Rising up
The Horde gathers
Ready for battle
Ride off
With hatred in his eyes
Bloody ashes
As proof of our victory

Then we gather
To celebrate victory
The cry of the ravens
Sets the mood

Our souls disappear…
The twilight fades
The night is almost over…
Soon we will gather again

(When Darkness Falls)

by Death Menace December 11, 2022

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Dark Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in males that leads them to:
1. Cockily initiate pursue of a confident damsel lacking distress.

2. Tends to display womanizing qualities

3. Is known to be intimated by said damsel, resulting in an internal conflict between attraction and intimidation.

3. Endures failed attempts at attempting to act like a nice guy; as said damsel lacking distress is extremely cognizant of his indiscretions and intentions.

Examples:Han Solo, Gaston, James Bond, Gatsby, Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Han Solo then said, "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, princess." It seems to me like he has Dark Knight Syndrome.

by JP Morgan July 1, 2014

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