Dead Flamingo

When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.

For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.

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dead in the head

A person of exceptionally low intelligence who fails to grasp obvious jokes made about them.

Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."

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Dead Grip

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

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dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

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dead brick

The worst fucking personality you could possibly have.

Billy: MAN that girl is hot
Bob: yeah dude but she got the personality of a dead brick

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Dead Game

A game that has a player base that is in perpetual decline and averages less than 10 players at any given time, such as Killer Queen Black. A game with clueless developers, such as Killer Queen Black.

I can never find a match in KQB because it's a fucking dead game.

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Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.

The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.

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