A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.
Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again
When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.
Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!
When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face
"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."
when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off
“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says
when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it
guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”
A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana
P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”