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A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
When a virgin guy is trying to have sex with his girlfriend without very much success. After poking around for quite a while the girl becomes fed up and grabs the man's dick and stuffs it in her vag.
Girl 1: Yeah I had sex with Jason
Girl 2: How'd it go
Girl 1: Not well at first
Girl 2: Why is that
Girl 1: Because he couldn't find the right hole, so I had to snatch n' stuff his dick inside
Girl 2: Ooooohh *snickers*
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When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.
Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.
Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D
Also known as the F.G.C. An underground fighting force of ginger people that are bent on world domination and the stopping of ginger discrimination. Will rise to full power in the year 2054 and take over America after destroying all non-gingers, except hundred thousands of females in order to spawn more gingers. Soon turn and destroy China, as the Chinese are immune to the ginger gene and are unable to reproduce ginger children. Later they will rule the Earth by 3012.
Guy 1: Dude we need to be nice to gingers from now on.
Guy 2: Why? They don't have souls.
Guy 1: Because the fighting ginger coalition will rule the world one day.
Guy 2: You're fucking high, dumbass
Guy 1: Sooo, what does that have to do with anything
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When someone has a distressed look on their face as if having an extremely painful orgasm. Retard orgasm face. Looks as if they jack-off with 36 grit sandpaper or any other painful substance.
Why is his face all scrunched up like that. It looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot.
Guy 1: My girlfriend has been calling my scrunch face for the last few weeks.
Guy 2: Why is that
Guy 1: Because of my apparently weird face I make when I nut
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The act of nutting over a very large distance. Another word for masturbation. Describing an act of catching your seed and then throwing this sticky substance at an unsuspecting bystander.
Guy 1: I'm not inviting Trevor Edwards to my house anymore
Guy 2: How come
Guy 1: I caught him throwing sticky all over my bathroom.