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When everything in life is going right for one of your friends/homies. Such as good grades, relationships, or life goals being accomplished.
P1: ayo, his girlfriend was really teasing him hard as fuck on the bus, hella freaky.
P2: Nah bruh He winnin’ Fr, I wish that was me on gawd.
Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...
Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
“bought the farm”
It comes from a 1950s-era Air Force term meaning “to crash” or “to be killed in action,” and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying, return home, buy a farm, and live peaceably ever after.
Where’s Josh?
Haven’t you heard? He bought the farm.
He got drunk and went out on his motorcycle … Poor guy bought the farm.
A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".
Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.
Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.
It’s another misspelling of the word the it’s like teh but it’s t he it’s used when you type fast and accidentally put a space between the “t” and the “he” its a simple nuisance by your retarded brain.
Guy 1: yo where are we gonna hang my broskie
Guy 2: I think we shall hang at t he movie theater or t he skatepark
Guy 1: ok that sounds very epic and very cashmoney
An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.
“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”
When you like to fuck animals before going to the cinima
"Hey Tom you fancy coming to the cinema". Tom " yeah I cud he game"
Meaning I've got go and kind something I can put my dick in preferably a hamster that is yet to loose it's virginity and has a sister that's genrally down for what ever and is happy to finger my assholes during the act.