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shuck the clams

A medical term that means when your doctor is skilled in the art of surgery. You are lucky he said that.

Before my operation my doctor told me "don't worry i shuck the clams often"

by Kkllpony February 21, 2017


Clam Burglar

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster

John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”

by C.S.H. March 13, 2022


moldy clam dip

clam dip that is covered in mold.

After 1 month of spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons oh sic her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK March 11, 2019


clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 21, 2019


clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 April 14, 2016


Clam bomb

A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.

Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.

by The tattooist October 9, 2013


clam-cheetah

A fast, loose or easy woman; willing and able to take on more than one partner in an evening. Sexual orientation is irrelevant. Most activities tend to be immortalized in gossip amongst witnesses and third parties. To the unknowing, this term can and often leaves the ignorant wondering; "does it mean what I think that means"?

The pool party was most remembered by the selfies and that Clam-Cheetah we found at the bar, who seems to have photo bombed just about every vacation photo of our first night in Maui.

by BabyViking January 19, 2017