I am fucking losing it over here...
Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"
To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite
Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )
Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"
Which "chews" the mind, i.e. hits it strongly for being particularly surprising, amazing, awesome.
I haven't seen anything particularly mind-chewing lately there.
when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self
look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank
The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
being gay, fruity, a lesbian, a gay man
“That man is being mindful!”
“Yes, that man loves men.”