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When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.
I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.
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Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.
Guy 1: I want to get drunk tonight but I'm broke.
Guy 2: Let's get budget drunk on some Vladdy.
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when your eyes burn at the end of a night of drinking because of all of the cigarettes you smoked/people around you smoked.
"hey, you want a cigarette?"
"nah, dude. i got drunk burn so bad right now."
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When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting
You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time
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Bruh?! Why so many fucking people have to be drunk! seriously? just drink water its better
STOP BEING DRUNK AGAIN
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Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.
Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.
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When a girl receives so much cock they become physically and mentally impaired.
Becca was so meat drunk last night after fucking those four guys she crashed her Jetta.
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