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a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!
Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.
All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.
Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.
Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.
Bad situation
Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!
Anyone that thinks Jordan is the goat and what ever team jordan is on will win because Jordan doesn’t lose. You might say things like “Jordan had a winning mindset” and “doesn’t lose”. Nba old heads also say that all players do is flop now and they hate LeBron.
Jim “LeBron just flops jordan is the goat he doesn’t lose”
Friend “you are such a nba old head”
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To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.
Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.
Whenever Jaylen Shippen walks or shows his knees
Damm jayship old ass knees dickhead
from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.
That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.
Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
"Old granny basher on the 45"
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