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The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.
Even better if you got them from stepone.life
Step One! Get some!
So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!
when you or someone say something hypocritical
you have a bad breath and tell your friend: "I can't stand that guy's bad breath"
your friend replies: "You're the one to talk"
A person who always has a better story then the one just told
I said I'd seen the band twice, but my friend the one uper, said he'd seen them four times
To fight; throw hands
-Yo my nigga we still banging ones after school today or nah
-I'll bang ones wit you anytime just let me know
-when you tryna bang ones ??
-you tryna bang ones rn ?
In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.
In Italian, the meaning of the name Francesco is derived from the Latin word Francis, meaning free one.
My name Francesco means Free One
A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.
Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"