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Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion
Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...
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The shout given when, during a vigorous session of Love Making, the quilt is flung from the bed to the floor, one, or more of the partaking Love Makers are then compelled to shout "Man Over Board" and all sex is put on hold until the quilt is recovered and replaced over the combatants.
Karen-Man Over Board.
Chris-"I ain't moving until you get down there and get him back.
Karen-I'm on my way.
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A completely meaningless phrase used at the conclusion of a verbal fight between two romantic partners.
Joe:I just don't think we should be together anymore
Jill: Ugh, Get over yourself
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what i did to your mom last night
I blew it allover your moms face
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1. The phrase used to describe the storyline behind David Hodges and Kelly Clarkson, also the inspiration for the song "Behind These Hazel Eyes". This includes breaking up with her suddenly for his ex-girlfriend, getting engaged within months to said ex, kissing and asking to reunite with her at his birthday party while still engaged to his ex, throwing in her face that he is engaged after being rejected, and then marrying said ex soon after.
2. The phrase used to describe any actions similar to what David Hodges put Kelly Clarkson through.
"I really don't have any opinions on the guy as long as she's happy and he doesn't David her over, then kudos to him."
"Graham Colton will not David her over."
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nice way of saying youre a bitch, shut up!
You dont nkow shit so GET OVER YOURSELF
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