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A man pours scalding hot Clam Chowder in between a girl's ass cheeks. He then proceeds to fuck her in the ass until she shits. The man proceeds to stop the shit from falling off the ass using his penis. He then ejaculated atop the entire mixture and proceeds to eat it.
Stacie asled for a Boston Sandwich in Harvard Yard last night, but the Sox game was on!
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a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!
-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
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Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.
I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.
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When a man named Lamar from the Bay Area puts his penis in a marinaid or sauce that is then used to flavor any type of meat. The resulting dish is extremely delicious and irrestable. It can not be recreated by anyone other than Lamar himself.
It doesn't have to be a sandwich.
Yeaaaah, I want some of that cockmeat sandwich, it's helllllla gooood.
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An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.
"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"
"gross"
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Bones: What did you do last night?
Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich
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when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .
Lifeguard: are you gay?
Gay guy: why yes i am
Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?
Gay guy: yes,yes it is
Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!
Gay guy : yes lets!
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