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When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
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Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.
You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.
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A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission
Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-
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(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people
Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)
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a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption
Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?
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not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy
Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.
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for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
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