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A woman born and raised in Jersey who fell in love with the south, and despite what she thinks is a transplanted country girl. Most country boys fall in love with her unique combination of a beautiful and strong spunky jersey girl, mixed with the sweet and salty homestyle love of a southern girl. She can hold her own and blends in with the best of the southern folk as most accept her for her new found country roots along with her old quick wit and humor.
We always knew he'd end up with a southern belle, but he did one better and got himself a jersey belle.
A jersey belle - twice the sarcasm and booty, yet just the same southern charm and beauty.
Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.
Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.
When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.
I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.
When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.
“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”
“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”
A sexual act in which a male puts both his legs behind his head, and lays flat on his back while he is naked. The male then has a female partner give him the act of pegging.
Female: Yo babe, tonight, I wanna do something a little freaky. I want to do a New Jersey Cartwheel
Male: I think we need to see other people
When a girl is in between two men sexually.
Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.