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A very fucked up disiese that affect thhe beautty of a girlz vulva (for all yu dumb shits, the lips between yur legs) looking up this picture will change the way yu look at girls forever.
Danm i was totally gonna knock up this girl but i found she had a blue waffle
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This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.
Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"
Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"
Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"
Roscwaltz: "Aye."
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An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
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When you're running out of gas pounding your girl and asks you to go harder. You then pull out and give her Arby's Roast Beef flaps a one-two-three combo consisting of a punch, slap, and kick
Jessica: OMG Brittany, you look worn out today, what happened?
Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up
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A deviration of rofl, lengthened for the sake of humor. The term rofl is rhyming with the word waffle.
Joe: My brother is pregnant.
Bob: rofl my waffle
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When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.
Man..... I got to play The Soggy Waffle Game last night, and i had to eat it at least 3 times.
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the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle
Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.
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