prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.

Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.

Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.

Bed body

Someone who likes to stay in the bed.

She is a bed body.

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.

"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"

Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.

-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"