riding the other bus

Another way of saying someone is gay.

Oh man that fucking queer Joe must be riding the other bus huh?

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the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

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throw under the bus

This is what you do when you can't think of any other way to break up with your girlfriend.

I didn't want to hurt Jane's feelings, so I just threw her ass under the bus instead.

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CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome)

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.

Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

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Big Red Bus Believer

An ill-educated person who reads lies off a bus and quotes it in every Brexit conversation; pretending they have a degree in politics!

“Brexit means Brexit”
You’re such a Big Red Bus Believer

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Slap City Bus Fire

Awesome. The best of the best. Pure nirvana.

Hey did you try Marsha’s gelato? That stuff is slap city bus fire. No cap.

Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.

Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.