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to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail
1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.
2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.
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When you open the door of the port-o-potty and there is a girl inside, you turn her around push her head into the toilet push the lid down on to her head then proceed to give her anal while keeping a tight grip on the back of her head and the toilet seat
I went to go and see Wide Spread Panic and was lucky enough to give this hottie a bear trap.
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n. a needy friend that constantly needs reassurance, holding you hostage in conversations about themselves.
warning: has been known to aggressively spoon you in your sleep.
Person 1: dude, got caught in the bear trap last night
Person 2: what'd you do?
Person 1: tried to gnaw my arm off but in the end i just bled out :(
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A penis that has hair growing all the way to the end, covered with hair.
Dude had a wully bear, so I ran!
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any person, animal, or cell that struggles relentlessly against great odds to ultimately succeed, whilst having its specific encumbrances serve as an impetus for an irreparable change within its ecosphere.
"Steven Hawkings is a real Struggle Bear the way his handicap was the catalyst for his extensive studies and now his insight has changed our views of existence"
"That band Struggle Bear sure did create that myspace page on August 26th, 2007."
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Verb: To dominate or completely kick a task or person's ass.
Best used when accompanied by a swipe of the hand and shake of head. Growl recommened.
I just mother-beared that presentation last Saturday.
Watch out punk or I'll mother-bear your ass.
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Bear Creek Music and Arts Festival takes place every november in Live Oak, Florida. like various other festivals, most notably Wanee, it is located at the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, a beautiful camping site with various stages. it is smaller then a lot of fests but it kind of brings everyone together. it is three days of sex, drugs, & rock n roll. the music is mostly jam bands/funk/indie and the audience is pretty diverse in age, 18-55+ and filled with some of the most friendly strangers you will ever meet. if everyone in the world was like these people we wouldn't have so many damn problems. you will wish you could stay there forever... if you hate hippies and are too pussy to camp in the cold and be without a shower for 3 days you'll be miserable, if you want to open your mind, listen to some amazing music and rage until dawn for three days straight go.
i cannot fucking wait for next years bear creek!
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