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to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail
1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.
2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.
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When you open the door of the port-o-potty and there is a girl inside, you turn her around push her head into the toilet push the lid down on to her head then proceed to give her anal while keeping a tight grip on the back of her head and the toilet seat
I went to go and see Wide Spread Panic and was lucky enough to give this hottie a bear trap.
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n. a needy friend that constantly needs reassurance, holding you hostage in conversations about themselves.
warning: has been known to aggressively spoon you in your sleep.
Person 1: dude, got caught in the bear trap last night
Person 2: what'd you do?
Person 1: tried to gnaw my arm off but in the end i just bled out :(
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any person, animal, or cell that struggles relentlessly against great odds to ultimately succeed, whilst having its specific encumbrances serve as an impetus for an irreparable change within its ecosphere.
"Steven Hawkings is a real Struggle Bear the way his handicap was the catalyst for his extensive studies and now his insight has changed our views of existence"
"That band Struggle Bear sure did create that myspace page on August 26th, 2007."
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A penis that has hair growing all the way to the end, covered with hair.
Dude had a wully bear, so I ran!
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The act of giving mouth hugs to 3 or more black men at the same time.
Damn, Jeff can barely talk today. I heard he was getting bear clawed all night last night
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When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.
"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"
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