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California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 19, 2021


california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020


California Earthquake

The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.

He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by NavyDrew June 11, 2016


California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 9, 2018


california green

A red traffic light.

"Wow, did you see that? That driver just ran a california green and almost t-boned that car."

by Metalkiss September 11, 2017


California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022


California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 23, 2025