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Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.
'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'
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A Porn site with black guys with 14 inch dicks that shoot out a flood of cum
person1- wow that sure is a long cum shot freaks of cock is so real
me- thats fake but its disgusting at the same time who gets off to this shit look you can tell its a fake dick
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A cock broom is a street name for a mustache worn by gay men who enjoy performing fellatio for sport.
Dave's mustache rubbed up against Cepages' cock as it "swept" along the surface of his cock like a broom during Dave's nightly fellatio activity.
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to lift yourself off the ground... using only your boner
KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
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A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend
1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker.
2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker
examples courtesy of TwanDiggity
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The electronic cock. Used in place when a real cock is not avaible and can be sent over the net with ease.
1. Suck my e-cock
2. *slap* you have been e-cockslapped
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