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A sexy as fuck guy called James, who just makes all the womens vaginas twinge and is so attractive, women instantly fallen in love with him!
James is such a stone cold hottie that he makes my fanny flutter!
When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.
White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.
This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold
“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”
A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.
You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!
Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the – WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong
I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS