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When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.
A sexy as fuck guy called James, who just makes all the womens vaginas twinge and is so attractive, women instantly fallen in love with him!
James is such a stone cold hottie that he makes my fanny flutter!
When you are a fair and honest winner without emotions and only business.
I'm so jealous of Sam, she's such a stone cold winner.
White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.
This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold
“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”
If someone says their hands are cold it means they have lost all feelings, they have gone numb.
"Hands getting cold, losing feeling's getting old."