The act of wrapping your stomach fat around your penis and fapping with it.
I caught that Bill guy fat fapping the other day. Gosh he's fat.
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When you take a shit and it fills most of the shitter. A bowl-winder is also another common name.
I just ate Chinese food, now I gotta take a fat poop!!
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Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.
Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.
I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.
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Sexual attacks or advances by a large person.
"Yo, Kalen got fat-jacked at lunch."
"Yeah that fat girl was all up on him."
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What one calls a relatively fit person upon seeing them consume vast quantities of unhealthy food. Commonly used among college-age people, this nickname refers to being an obese person. Often associated with the freshman 15, sophomore 30, junior 45, and the most prestigious senior 60.
"Oh my god, another bowl of ice cream? Man, I can't wait for you to turn into a fat chad. It's going to be epic."
"Wow.... you better work out ya fat chad."
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large bud usualy bought from the weed store
dude i got an eighth of fat nugs from the clnic,
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