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Fat Convoy

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.

I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.

by masonthekiller February 23, 2011


Fat Fap

The act of wrapping your stomach fat around your penis and fapping with it.

I caught that Bill guy fat fapping the other day. Gosh he's fat.

by TheFatFapper March 27, 2014


Fat-Jack

Sexual attacks or advances by a large person.

"Yo, Kalen got fat-jacked at lunch."

"Yeah that fat girl was all up on him."

by HaxNick February 09, 2009


Fat ass

Mauricio

Maurico da costa is a fat ass

by Seagulls in my kitchen sink October 29, 2019


fat chad

What one calls a relatively fit person upon seeing them consume vast quantities of unhealthy food. Commonly used among college-age people, this nickname refers to being an obese person. Often associated with the freshman 15, sophomore 30, junior 45, and the most prestigious senior 60.

"Oh my god, another bowl of ice cream? Man, I can't wait for you to turn into a fat chad. It's going to be epic."

"Wow.... you better work out ya fat chad."

by bustahbrown October 31, 2010


fat nugs

large bud usualy bought from the weed store

dude i got an eighth of fat nugs from the clnic,

by fattynuggzfolife June 12, 2008


fat leak

Fat leak is a term used to describe a bulge of bare flesh that the owners clothes do not (but should) cover. Fat leaks often occur at the join between the upper and lower garments. Remember, a fat leak is only when the fat appears to seep out as uncovered flesh and can't be used to describe covered bulges. This is a derogatory term and it will not work as a term of endearment.

"Mary you have a fat leak" or "look at Mary's fat leak"

by Professor of new English June 21, 2005